Just got this in a mail

“Being known to a reliable source,I came to know that there do exist vacancies for the post of software engg trainees in your self esteemed firm.So being intrested in your firm as a first step, I would like to submit my resume to you, Sir.I can assure you that i ‘ll discharge myself with my duties, for the complete satisfaction of my seniors.
I am sure that if i ll be given a opportunity to work with your firm, i’ll definietly be able to get the ignite which is desired for a never ending journey towards success and sagacity.“

Have not had such a good laugh in ages

  • heh.

    ask him when he plans to take the GRE, and to submit his scores when he does.

    • I would have called this guy for interview but unfortunately he is an engineer from err uummm Bangalore!!!

      😀

      • Send me his resume, my university will interview him for the position of the Head of our English department.

        • Ah! that explains the lack of honor in your BA English 😉

          • We were actually thinking of granting this gentleman the title of “Shakespeare” but people from the department of fruit oscillation said they had first dibs on the “Shakespeare” title.

  • ROTFLMAO

    Guess what tarique, you can hire him as a mobile charger, so whenever your cell charge goes low, he can dutifully discharge himself

    • Re: ROTFLMAO

      Umm…that just doesn’t sound right at all. Poor mobile.

  • LOL ! :-))

    -nerdy

    PS: I can write better stuff ! 😉

  • so, does he come with his own set of diapers?

  • :)) ROTFLMAO!!! i also get lot of mails like this!