Soon we will be crossing 25 years to our admission into medical college and some great celebrations are planned, but something more interesting is happening right now – one of my friends Dr. Anup Marar got an idea of creating an SMS based list and we have around 45 people exchanging titbits of nostalgia through out the day.
Here are some hilarious lines attributed to an Anatomy lecturer we had
“Don’t you talk in front of my back!”
“Keep quite Dr. Patki (the hod) is revolving in the department”
A note to a surgeon “Pt.(patient) not passed urine since 2 day. Pl.(please) come and pass urine.”
P.S. As a techno-social side note – an SMS list has worked much better than say a regular email list would have because very few doctors are constantly online but almost everyone has their phones 24×7 with them.
You really should have a “Seatbelts” warning – I now have an aching back and sides.
Oh well! I guess now you know why I am not doctor anymore
I just don’t care for other people’s health… ummm wait a min, that implies that doctors do care!
Umm… I thought your jokes become more High Performance
lololol
Another one just for you
Pick up the paper and fall it in the dustbin.
this reminds me of something my father used to tell me and my brother every day after dinner:
“go to the bathroom and fall asleep”
came to your lj via jace’s friends page
geee!
Reminds me of our physical fitness teacher at school….
These actually happened to my brother.
His boss telling him..
“Today cover the machine and tomorrow discover the machine”
Someone came looking for Mr. X and asked Mr. Y who was with my brother where Mr. X was..the answer
“Mr.X? He just now passed away sir”
“Open the windows and let the air force come in”
Two guys were having a conversation when another interuppted.
“Don’t put your mouth into his”
Thanks for sharing
Have heard so many variations of this attributed to so many bosses and profs that I think that it is just an urban legend…
Urban Legend ? Cannot be. Only Munnabhai has said this before going to USA
Another one is:
I have two sons and both of them are boys!