I will format all your hard drives

Computer Teacher: What is notepad?
Aasim: Notepad is a text editor
Computer Teacher: No, notepad is a software for creating text files and simple documents! Now tell me how do you start notepad?
Aasim: By clicking the shortcut on the desktop.
Computer Teacher: Is this what has been taught to you?

Cut to after few more transactions of the above type

Aasim: I will format all your hard drives!!!

Thankfully only a few teachers in his school are like that – His class teacher gave Swati the best compliment a mother can expect to hear “We have enough hunks and punks in the class but your son is a charmer!”

  • Hah! My kid would probably say – “I will DDOS all your servers!!!”. :p

  • Gah! I hope they do not wring every little bit of intelligence and free thought out of Aashim in school.