Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
I hate everybody, and you’re next.
And your point is…
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
Remember my name – you’ll be screaming it later.
You KNOW you want me.
Don’t worry. It’ll only seem kinky the first time…
Of course I don’t look busy… I did it right the first time.
I’m multitalented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
All stressed out and no one to choke.
How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
If we are what we eat, I’m fast, cheap and easy.
Nobody knows I’m not wearing underwear
Please add any good ones you know of 
Most of them photographs
Women and T-Shirt
Well, I once saw a gifted (you’ll figure out how) women wearing a t-shirt which said – “Guess?”.
What immediately came to my mind was – “Thyroid problem?”.
Re: Women and T-Shirt
Me…Me…one more… “Stop Staring here”
Re: Women and T-Shirt
ahhm!
“Same to you!” ;-p
My Contribution!!
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
You can’t have everything…where would you put it?
Ambition is a poor excuse
for not having enough sense to be lazy.
To do is to be.”–Plato
“To be is to do.”–Socrates
Dobedobedo
I can only
please one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow
doesn’t look good either
I only drink beer on days that end in
Y.
Blessed is the end-user who expects nothing, for ye shall not be
dissapointed.
Do you want to talk to the man in
charge or the woman who knows what’s going on?