99% of naked *Indian* women I have seen look better when dressed.
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September 17th, 2002
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Statistical Findings
10% of the women had sex within the first hour of their first date
20% of the men had sex in a non-traditional place
36% of the women favour nudity
45% of the women prefer dark men with blue eyes
46% of the women experienced anal sex
70% of the women prefer sex in the morning
80% of the men have never experienced homosexual relations
90% of the women would like to have sex in the forest
99% of the women have never experienced sex in the office.
Conclusion: Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of
having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in the forest
than to have sex in the office at the end of the day.
Moral:
Do not stay late in the office. Nothing good will ever come of it.
Re: Statistical Findings
Hey Kallu – what are you doing so late in office?
Re: Statistical Findings
told ya, my life
sexsucksRe: Statistical Findings
Hey – when did you get a life???? Congrats, man! That’s a major achievement!
Re: Statistical Findings
Hey this is a personal experience not statistical findings … …
Re: Statistical Findings
Just a curious question..how many women have you seen naked …:D..(not disputing that you have ofcourse)
I’m making my own survey about how many men I know..claim to have had sex/seen a woman’s breasts / naked etc.(real ones)…but haven’t had any…men here m speaking about college guys..and usually its their own guy friends who provide confirmation on whether they have had any at all..hahaha.
After all the indian male usually can’t put his money where his mouth is..so to speak.
*nervous that 40 yr old uncles might not react favourably..gulp*
Re: Statistical Findings
Just a curious question..how many women have you seen naked …:D..(not disputing that you have ofcourse)
*Seen* more than I care to admit BUT I can confess that I am strictly monogamous.
School and college days were adventurous but still the women with whom I had any reasonable physical contact can be counted on fingers.
Yes, boys do tend to greatly exaggerate their so called conquest which mostly do not exist and beware at times their guy friends just vouch for it
But tell me guys/gals is it that difficult to end up in bed?
Never faced a problem whenever I wanted to!! I guess the key is keeping shut about it… …
After all the indian male usually can’t put his money where his mouth is..so to speak.
In most cases Indian male also cannot put his mouth where the moolah is – innuendo unintended.
But the bottomline is that sex is not about “gotcha” I understood that early and may be that is why I still can meet my old female friends and feel happy about it.
Before you pop the next question – yes Swati knows about them all and is more in contact with them than I am … …
BUT This was not the content and intention of the original post
Re: Statistical Findings
yes yes..*looking sheepishly around*..
Anyway coming to the original intentions of your post..
I guess the indian female body is more pear shaped..and that I guess is more of the motherly look then the nymphet look..
Or maybe..the general choice between a baywatch babe.and a boticelli painting would still be a bay watch babe..
Or maybe….hmm..the women you just saw didn’t work out much…
hmm..noticed you weren’t looking for explanations..
*closing mouth..rather hands off keyboard*
Re: Statistical Findings
Yep! Statistically Indian pelvis is the widest amongst all races.
Well the women I saw were from and egroup whose address happened to land in my (ahem!) yahoo mailbox… …
I guess the average Indian male is the responsible here, depraved enough that just getting a naked woman is enough for most of them.
Plus there is a distinct tendency amongst Indian women to accumulate fat around the lower abdomen – which the traditional Indian saree hides so well
Well before I get squashed by a cockroach – hands off the keyboard!!